sherbot:

theboywhofangirled:

TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT

YOU LITTLE SHIT

ferelden:

do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one fucking bit of music

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

• dont touch them
• dont fucking touch them
• actually dont touch them
• dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
• THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
  

warbloggerofzillyhoo:

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

smith-and-noble:

samandpatricks:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.

That is a liiiiittle bit creepy

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY

themeghanchakra:

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

NON ONO IMAGINE THOUGH. AN ANGEL ALL BEAT UP AND DEPRESSED SEES A REDBULL COMMERCIAL AND HEARS “REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS” AND GOES AND BUYS A WHOLE FUCKING PACK OF REDBULL AND DRINKS ALL OF THEM AND IS JUST CONFUSED AND REALLY HYPER AS THEY WAIT FOR THEIR WINGS TO RETURN JUST IMAGINE

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

upgraders:

your dick pics:

my dick pics:

galacticdad:

when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…